I think I had a small heart attack

So, I hadn't seen the spider in several days. Everyone kept telling me how if it had a way in, than it had a way out. I started to think maybe they were right and it had left my apartment. After running 3 miles, I needed a quick shower before Taiko class. I hopped in the shower and turned on the water. I went to pull the sliding shower door shut......when I saw it. The freak of nature spider was in the shower with me. I screamed like I was in a horror movie. I threw the door back open, jumped out and ran clear to the other side of the apartment. I quickly realized I needed to trap the spider, so I ran back and shut the shower door. I found some nuclear stregnth bug spray and slowly opened the shower door. Luckily, the spider was on the opposite wall now. I sprayed the spider until I was chocking from the fog. The spider had curled up and was laying motionless. I ran to get something to scoop it up with. When I returned the spider was running away as if nothing had happened. I sprayed it again and grabbed my cleat which was nearby and beat it to death while it was laying there. I couldn't hardly breathe for 10 minutes from the bug spray, but the spider was finally dead and that was all I cared about.

After Taiko class, I came home and was finally able to relax knowing the spider was gone. I made dinner and took it into the living room to enjoy a nice dinner. Right as I sat down, I saw another spider. It was only a fraction of the size of the cat spider (as eric described it), but still ridiculously big by normal standards. This time I knew what to do. I grabbed my 2 weapons, bug spray and a cleat, and went after it. Thankfully, I got it on the first try. So, now I've killed two spiders in my apt. Hopefully there isn't some big brother spider waiting to get revenge.